I don't know what Humpty Dumpty's motivations were for sitting on a wall. He seemed like an innocent enough fellow, from the pictures I've seen. It has been reported that when he fell, the King sent all his horses, and all his men to try and "put him back togeather" again. Am I the only one that finds it suspicious that the King sent his horses to perform such a delicate task? All of them, no less. What was the king thinking when he sent all of his men to deal with a broken egg? What happened to Humpty after the failed operations? Did he die? or was he just a contract player in a false flag operation designed to create a spectacle while the King and his administration pulled one over on the kingdom? Who was Humpty to compel the king to devote so many resources to his falling off a wall?